How do you say "Oliver went to the market and bought a case of buffaloes"? Dont bother to ask me who Oliver is. Well all I can say about him...hey mind you....please chuck out the instant tinge of thought about me being gay....so Oliver....yeah Oliver is my spontaneous momentary character to play protagonist in my blunder lines. And now about the market, case and buffaloes...well if Guy Ritchie could accomodate Lock, stocks and two smoking barrels, I very well could at least manage a market, case and some buffaloes...make it four per say. Yet again I am digging my blunder box for some sensible lines. Talking about sense, I remember a famous line which goes "Dont you have any sensitivity?"...yes...after you have had a bit of a laughter (now you cant deny laughing...I just heard you...trust me I have watched all Bond movies and I know the tricks in the book "How to tell when one laughs?")...you can reap the pleasure of knowing that the aforesaid line fell out of one of the tobacco chewing brown tinted denture box from my college. Watching squirrels moving swift and running here and there all the time reminds me of a football refree...and say what....both of them wear stripes....agree or disagree?
I guess I have boasted enough of my smart grey matter factory. Hey talking about the grey matter. Does that imply brits are intelligent? they got greys, everywhere on the walls, on the streets, on their clothes and of course on their heads.....did I miss something? anyways....now that we have reached the land of the queen...I got a brilliantly enchanting idea that will sweep you off your feet had I been a sweeper sweeping the floor where your legs are rooted...Id say...Oliver is British...a stiff upper lip....so if any of you are planning to put up a revolution against the Brits maybe for the reason that they wear too much of greys, you have to stiffen your lower lip. Iam a believer in symmetry.If I continue giving you my lines you will surely end up in a cemetary. symmetry and cemetary...wow...william Iam coming. Now who the hell is william? No No...you dont want me start all over again do you?